A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,
decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you.
Don’t bother coming after me.”
Then she hide under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.
She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.
“She’s finally gone…yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie.
I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like.
“He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.
Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes
she grabbed the note to see what he wrote…
“I can see your feet. We’re outta bread: be back in five minutes.
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1. The Closet Surpise
Married fifteen years, Susan knew her husband Leo had become a serial late‑arriver. One night, wiped out after her third double shift, she scribbled on a scrap of paper:
“I’m done waiting up for you. I’ve left. Don’t even think about looking for me.”
She tucked the note onto the living‑room table and slipped into the closet behind their coats to catch his reaction. A few minutes later, she heard Leo’s keys, then footsteps. Through the closet crack, she watched him enter, pause, and pick up the note. Susan braced herself.
Leo studied it, then grabbed a pen and jotted something new before reaching for his phone and dialing.
“Hey, Phil? She finally left me… yeah, at last. I’m on my way over. Bring that pizza you promised—and save me a slice of extra‑cheesy supreme. Love you, buddy.”
He hung up, slipped on his jacket, and headed out. Susan waited for a moment, heart pounding. Finally, she stepped out.
On the note, Leo had added:
“P.S. The pizza guy’s still here. Could you order mushrooms?”
2. The Pantry Stakeout
Sandra was fed up with Ben’s repeated sofa naps instead of helping with dinner. That night, she wrote:
“I’ve had enough. I’m out of here. Don’t look for me.”
She hid behind the cereal boxes in the pantry. Moments later, Ben trudged in, humming. He opened the note, sighed theatrically, then jotted:
“If you’re gone, who’s been eating all the Lucky Charms?”
He crammed the note into the milk carton, poured himself a bowl, and went back to the living room. Sandra crept out, glared at him, spotted the message, and burst into laughter—and hunger.
3. The Garage Door
Jenna slammed the front door so hard the hinges groaned. She left a note:
“This marriage is over. I’m gone—don’t look.”
Then she ducked behind the lawnmower in the garage. She listened as Mark’s car wheels crunched on the driveway, followed by footsteps. He entered, flicked on the light, and sought out the note stuck to the freezer.
Mark read it, shook his head, then wrote:
“Honey, you forgot our wedding anniversary florist pickup. I’ll be late—sorry.”
He grabbed his keys again, muttering about roses, and left. Jenna emerged, befuddled, realizing his biggest concern was the florist schedule, not her “departure.”
4. The Bathroom Standoff
After a day of petty arguments, Leila stormed out, leaving on the bathroom mirror:
“I can’t do this anymore. I’m gone.”
She hid behind the shower curtain, bracing for silence. Within minutes, her husband Paul entered, swayed, and eyed his reflection:
He wrote on the steamy mirror:
“You forgot your toothbrush. Do you want mine, or should I pick up extras?”
He then flipped off the light, leaving a dim glow from the hallway, and she peeked out, stifling a laugh at his domestic priorities.
