An 83 year old british gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had been to France before. He liked he had indeed been previously.
The lady scarcastially said then you should know to have your passport out and waiting sir. The gentleman said i didn’t have to show it last time. Impossible! The woman said, you British have always had to show your passports to get through here! The man passports to get through here! The man responded by whispering, well, when i came ashore on the beach on D Day in 1944, i couldn’t find any Frenchmen to show it to!… Wear your poppy with pride.
Here are few more jokes for you so you can enjoy :
Joke 1: The Passport Predicament
An 83-year-old British gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he fumbled through his bag for his passport, a stern French lady asked, “Have you been to France before?” The old man replied, “Indeed I have.” With a sarcastic tone, she said, “Then you should know to have your passport ready, sir.” The gentleman whispered, “I didn’t have to show it last time.” The woman snapped, “You British always must show your passports!” In reply, the man quietly added, “Well, when I landed on D-Day in 1944, I couldn’t find a single Frenchman to check it!”
Joke 2: The Cigar Conundrum
An elderly British gentleman, known for his impeccable manners, strolled into a Parisian café. While lighting his cigar, a French waiter remarked, “Sir, you must not smoke indoors here.” The gentleman replied, “I’ve been smoking since before your country had cafes!” The waiter, taken aback, retorted, “In France, we respect our air!” The old man smiled and said, “Then consider this cigar a tribute—burning away the old rules like we did in the Revolution!”
Joke 3: The Art Critic’s Wit
An 83-year-old British gent visited the Louvre. As he admired the masterpieces, a French art critic asked, “Sir, do you understand art?” The man replied, “I do—back in my day, every painting told a story.” The critic scoffed, “Then tell me, what does this abstract piece mean?” The gentleman leaned in and whispered, “It means my last bank statement!” The critic chuckled, “Ah, British humor—a masterpiece in its own right.”
Joke 4: The Metro Misunderstanding
While riding the Paris Metro, an elderly British traveler was asked by a local, “Do you need help with directions?” He replied, “I’ve been here before.” The local insisted, “But you must show us your ticket!” The man grinned, “Back in the day, I used to navigate by the stars, not by tickets!” The local laughed, “Your generation and its methods!” The man whispered, “At least the stars never asked for a refund!”
Joke 5: The Bistro Banter
An 83-year-old Brit sat at a Parisian bistro. When the waiter inquired if he’d dined here before, the man replied, “Yes, many times.” The waiter teased, “Then you must know to order quickly—ours are all reserved for locals!” The gentleman smiled, “I order slowly because I savor the memory of every meal, unlike today’s fleeting trends!” The waiter winked, “A true gentleman, even when it comes to food!”
